Cheap Tuxcedo

[TimberWolf]

The argument essentially boils down to whether style over substance can be dressed as mutton in a penguin suit.

Turn up in jeans!

[TimberWolf]

...or bear from the neck down like me.

[EternalOptimist]

It must take a top class dyslexic to spell their own nick wrong. It's 'knobfullof' not 'mobile'

[TimberWolf]

One should opt for made-to-measure when one is not a great physical specimen or a fat pompous bastard.

Example: A man with five penises looked like a ***** in Tesco mix-and-match, but his Seville row tuxedo fitted him like a glove.

[MobileCheese]

If you want to start a pissing contest, it pays to size up the competition.

Yeah Im really worried about people who manage to generate > 4.5k posts on an internet forum talking total cr*p, ooohhhh Im so scared, what you going to do through some wicked 'World Of Warcraft' moves on me, beat me up with a copy of PC weekly.

Admins please close my account for this pile of sh*t forum you called 'ContractorUk'.

[PRC1964]

One should opt for made-to-measure when one is not a great physical specimen or a fat pompous bastard.

Example: A man with five penises looked like a ***** in Tesco mix-and-match, but his Seville row tuxedo fitted him like a glove.

Savile Row - Unless you really meant that he wore a Flamenco version.

[TimberWolf]

Thanks for the correction, I should have checked.

[sasguru]

Yeah Im really worried about people who manage to generate > 4.5k posts on an internet forum talking total cr*p, ooohhhh Im so scared, what you going to do through some wicked 'World Of Warcraft' moves on me, beat me up with a copy of PC weekly.

Admins please close my account for this pile of sh*t forum you called 'ContractorUk'.

Stady onn auld been.

[TimberWolf]

Ah ha, MS Word changed Savile to Seville. Honest 'guv.

[SallyAnne]

Yeah Im really worried about people who manage to generate > 4.5k posts on an internet forum talking total cr*p, ooohhhh Im so scared, what you going to do through some wicked 'World Of Warcraft' moves on me, beat me up with a copy of PC weekly.

Admins please close my account for this pile of sh*t forum you called 'ContractorUk'.

Ah noooooooooo!!!!!!

Dont go MobileCheese!!!!! Dont let them get to you!!!



Come on - we're not all evil, stay around man