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    #11
    Given your spelling, these tuxedos are clearly designed for the likes of you.

    HTH
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Nell McAndrew could wear a bin liner and she'd still look good.

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        #13
        Originally posted by b0redom View Post


        Dinner jacket
        You are of course correct. The correct term is "Dinner Jacket".

        However, I was correcting his spelling, not his vocabulary.

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          #14
          Dig at my spelling all you like when your own £750 a day as I am and have been for the last mmmm 3.5 years, and the other 3 years prior to that £700 aday. Yeah I cant spell as Im dyslexic but otherwise I have an extremely high IQ and for find IT a piece of p8ss, clients know I cant spell but they prefer to look at my results not my spelling.

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            #15
            I have voted yes, but only if it were for fancy dress. It would save me having to get my *slightly* more expensive version ruined when pretending to be James Bond.

            There's a shop on the internet that sells a half-decent Dinner Jacket/Trou for about £100.

            If you want to go really swank, Saville Row will knock you up a lovely tailored version for a few hundred. I managed to totally **** mine up though so I gave it to oxfam and bought a cheap one for the rare occasions black tie is required these days.

            NEVER, EVER wear a pre-tied bow tie.
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              Asda Tuxedo, what next?

              Aldi Caviar
              Skoda Porsche
              Cheap contractors

              What is the world coming to?
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by MobileCheese View Post
                Dig at my spelling all you like when your own £750 a day as I am and have been for the last mmmm 3.5 years, and the other 3 years prior to that £700 aday. Yeah I cant spell as Im dyslexic but otherwise I have an extremely high IQ and for find IT a piece of p8ss, clients know I cant spell but they prefer to look at my results not my spelling.

                Kalm doun, deer!
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MobileCheese View Post
                  Dig at my spelling all you like when your own £750 a day as I am and have been for the last mmmm 3.5 years, and the other 3 years prior to that £700 aday. Yeah I cant spell as Im dyslexic but otherwise I have an extremely high IQ and for find IT a piece of p8ss, clients know I cant spell but they prefer to look at my results not my spelling.
                  So you've earned about £500,000 over the last few years and you want to buy a ASDA dinner jacket.



                  Nise Won.

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                    #19
                    Who are these clients paying £750 a day for high 'calibre' candidates? It has to be the public sector and I need some of that action, maybe I have to learn to tawk street innit.

                    The Barstewards
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MobileCheese View Post
                      Dig at my spelling all you like when your own £750 a day as I am and have been for the last mmmm 3.5 years, and the other 3 years prior to that £700 aday. Yeah I cant spell as Im dyslexic but otherwise I have an extremely high IQ and for find IT a piece of p8ss, clients know I cant spell but they prefer to look at my results not my spelling.
                      Your use of the English language both its constructs and content has already marked you out as a borderline retard with an inferiority complex.

                      Why you feel you have to mention money, I've really no idea. But, that's another battle you've lost.

                      If you want to start a pissing contest, it pays to size up the competition.

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