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    #21
    Thought I'd post well-wishes in here as well as TPD. Having a great adventure then AP? I wouldn't have any high hopes of this being a quick process... Aren't hotels cheap as chips out there?

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      #22
      Oi AP, glad you got there safe and sound.

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        #23
        I believe I'm gonna
        Shut down my chakras, shift Shiva offa my shelf
        Take down my tie dyes, my Tibetan bells
        Cool down my carma with a can of O.P.T.
        Ain't no call for Casteneda in my frontline library.

        There's one thing I know, Lord above,
        I ain't gonna go,
        I ain't goin' to Goa, Ain't goin' to Goa now
        Ain't goin' to Goa, Ain't gonna Goa now.

        Ain't dancin' trance, no thanx, no chance to t-t-tranquilise me.
        Ain't sippin' no smart bar drinks, you, that don't satisfy me.
        Dosing up my dharma, with a drop of gasoline,
        I ain't down with Mr. McKenna, tantric mantra talkin' don't move me.

        I don'tn need no freaky, deeky, fractal geometry, crystal silicon chip.
        I ain't walking on lay lines, reading no High Times put me on another bad trip.
        Timothy Leary, just check out this theory,
        he sold acid for the F.B.I.
        Well, he ain't no website wonder, the guru just went under,
        you can keep your California Sunshine.

        'Cos the righteous truth is, there ain't nothing worse than
        some fool lying on some Third World beach wearing
        spandex, psychedelic trousers, smoking damn dope
        pretending he gettin' consciousness expansion. I want
        consciousness expansion, I go to my local tabernacle
        an' I sing with the brothers and sisters

        Alabama 3 - Ain't goin' to Goa
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #24
          Now Wendy, I see no one has been asking you about the Irish girl you have been taking to lunch
          Somebody you would like to assign a letter to Wendigoo?

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