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    #11
    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    A client's staff did Secret Santa a few years back. The next day I asked the person who'd organised it "so what did you get?"
    In fact she'd got nothing. There were an odd number of names in the hat, and she thought that if you had an odd number, there'd be one person left over at the end without a present. So she unselfishly took her own name out, the daftie.
    How sweet. How sad. Where's the gently-weeping-smily?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #12
      After pulling out the name of the girl who was organising SS (no longer secret then!) she told me that she was interested in 'Double Entry'...

      After spraying my cup of tea all over my desk she then advised me that this was in fact something to do with Accounting!

      I thought all me xmas had come at once!

      RR.

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        #13
        Originally posted by richy_rich View Post
        ... she told me that she was interested in 'Double Entry'...
        Sadly, what you thought was a chat up line, was in fact the opening to one of the most boring conversations one could ever be subjected to. I know. I did that course. And slept through most of it.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #14
          Originally posted by richy_rich View Post
          I've just put my name down for secret santa at work - does this affect my IR35 status?
          You should have opted out
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
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          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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