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Don't call a teddy bear Mohammed...

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    #91
    Just bought a soft toy pig

    I have just bought a soft toy pig. Guess what name I’m giving it.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #92
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      it was the kids that set her up for it, and then grassed her to their parents. friendly my ass
      The annoying thing is that the kids and the parents thought it was a good idea - it was a fellow teacher who grassed her up.

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        #93
        Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
        The annoying thing is that the kids and the parents thought it was a good idea - it was a fellow teacher who grassed her up.
        Yes, The story has changed since the first reports were aired
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #94
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          I have just bought a soft toy pig. Guess what name I’m giving it.
          Paddy?

          Regards

          Mailman

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            #95
            Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
            I was just thinking - those friendly little kids in the woman's class - when they grow up they will be turned into imbeciles like that.

            What a stupid nation the Sudan is!
            More backward than stupid IMO. I would leave their rotting country to do just that...
            "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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              #96
              Did anyone catch 'Have I got news for you'?

              Clive Anderson quoted a spokesman for the Sudanese embassy as saying "Its a storm in a Teacup" To which Clive screamed "How dare they insult the vessel of our national beverage, may a thousand scones rain down on their heads"

              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #97
                I recently bought a teddy bear for a tenner and named it Mohammed. I sold it at the weekend for £20 - the question is, have I made a prophet?
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  I recently bought a teddy bear for a tenner and named it Mohammed. I sold it at the weekend for £20 - the question is, have I made a prophet?
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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