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    #31
    Originally posted by Bod View Post
    Thin birds from up Norf

    or

    Non-moronic working class people
    You are so going to fit in here....

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      #32
      England Football Team.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        You are so going to fit in here....
        Like a hand in a glove
        Kneel before Bod

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          #34
          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          Transparent immigration policy.

          Troll.
          Think you could have just used immigration policy
          HTH
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #35
            Ultimate driving machine

            Five minute job

            Reassuringly expensive

            Adult male


            And just for our numerous divorced readers here:

            Happily married

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              #36
              Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
              Good witch.
              I dispoute this - there are plenty of good witches around.
              It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                #37
                Originally posted by Bod View Post
                Like a hand in a glove

                hmmmmmm.....no prize for this one i'm afraid
                It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                  #38
                  "this program was recorded live"
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #39
                    Government investment

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                      #40
                      Fun family car.
                      Sensible tax rate.
                      Cute baby.
                      Company with social responsibility.
                      .net project delivered on time and on budget.
                      2 hour knowledge transfer.
                      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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