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    Tory conspiracy theory

    Take one staunch Tory suppiort.

    Apply for "Junior Clerk" in public sector.

    Pretend you have lost all the data in the post.

    Result:

    Labour government badly damaged

    Tories:

    Looking smug


    Discuss.

    #2
    Is suppiort a posh way of saying support?
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #3
      They are not clever enough to come up with that plan.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        Is suppiort a posh way of saying support?
        Yah, okay?

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Take one staunch Tory suppiort.

          Apply for "Junior Clerk" in public sector.

          Pretend you have lost all the data in the post.

          Result:

          Labour government badly damaged

          Tories:

          Looking smug


          Discuss.
          Take one staunch Tory suppiort.

          Apply for "Junior MP" job.

          Pretend to be a socialist.

          Result:

          Conservatibve and labour government badly damaged


          No one looking smug: but retire filthy rich.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Take one staunch Tory suppiort.

            Apply for "Junior Clerk" in public sector.

            Pretend you have lost all the data in the post.

            Result:

            Labour government badly damaged

            Tories:

            Looking smug


            Discuss.
            Tory Shadow Chancellor wasn't looking that smug on Newsnight yesterday.

            The professor from Cambridge was though.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Better still, get a job as a low level IT person in the HMRC. Download all the data and sell it to the highest bidder. It's one hell of a big validated list.
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                Tory Shadow Chancellor wasn't looking that smug on Newsnight yesterday.
                I didn't think he did that badly... obviously briefed not to engage in mud slinging but to play the 'we are concerned for our nation' in this hour of need approach

                I thought the Prof could have been more "we told you so" but he was probally keeping one eye on future lucrative Govt contracts.

                Thought the woman was dire ... def a candidate for head on spike award
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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