Just got....

[Ruprect]

Along with a cup of tea and hug that would be great.

I have just dropped a particularly volumous and fragrant bottom burp in your honour.

[DimPrawn]

I have just dropped a particularly volumous and fragrant bottom burp in your honour.

I can see that by your expression.

[Sockpuppet]

Instead of which, you'll be flush for getting the drinks in at the Christmas do, won't you?

Pfft. I'm helping you older guys by being part of the generation pushing your BTL empire skywards by creating demand for housing.

Plus you all probably earn tulip loads more than me. But I'll still get a round in...


...after which you'll see a northern boy cry at London prices.

[TheFaQQer]

Pfft. I'm helping you older guys by being part of the generation pushing your BTL empire skywards by creating demand for housing.

Plus you all probably earn tulip loads more than me. But I'll still get a round in...


...after which you'll see a northern boy cry at London prices.

I've just seen the price of a Christmas special large latte thingy in Starbucks.

£3.80

[Charles Foster Kane]

I've just seen the price of a Christmas special large latte thingy in Starbucks.

£3.80

Guess how many grams of fat that has...

Hint: It's the same as eating a couple of hot dogs.

[KathyWoolfe]

....my meal ticket past Christmas. Originally meant to end on 21st December. Not got 3 month extension to a 3 month project.

Which dumps me out nicely in March where there will be a) more contracts coming around April time and b) more driving should I not be able to find anything else.

Congratulations - I've just got my second extension (this time for 6 months), 1 month into my first 3 month extension!

[Charles Foster Kane]

Congratulations - I've just got my second extension (this time for 6 months), 1 month into my first 3 month extension!

You think they'd wait until the end of the 3 month extension before extending further. That would seem to be the shrewd thing to do.

[DimPrawn]

I got a 1" pen1s extension. Does that count?

[TheFaQQer]

I got a 1" pen1s extension. Does that count?

A 50% increase, well done.



So obvious, but it had to be done before someone else got in there first.