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Darling is to make an announcement at 3.30 - bit of a problem?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Buy high sell low
    The pauper has spoken..
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      "major operational problem at H.M. Revenue & Customs".
      Probably computer related carp courtesy of EDS or enture

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        #13
        They've fallen victim to an internet banking scam. New head of computing SA said "I'm sure they will give us our money back like, if not I will personally pay it out of my wages like, meanwhile I'm off down the kebab shop"
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          All the tax money has been "lost". Someone put the £1,000,000,000,000 into subprime mortgage backed investments and it's, errr, all gone. Sorry.

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            The country is screwed.
            HTH
            You forgot to finish it - "The country i screwed, lets make lots of money on selling it down the drain!"

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              #16
              Chairman of C&E resigned!

              Loss of data there!

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                #17
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                Chairman of C&E resigned!

                Loss of data there!
                Featured on BBC last night
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #18
                  and would C&E have a chairman?
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    and would C&E have a chairman?
                    Racist!

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                      #20
                      All tax records are completely fooked. No one has a clue who owes what to who.

                      All I know is, the IR owe me £500K. Honest.

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