• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

stirring permies

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #31
    Yes we believe you
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    Comment


      #32
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      No social life or real friends then?
      Define "real friends".

      Comment


        #33
        Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
        Well poser, if he's a 40-year-old virgin at least he won't have family pictures on the desk.
        no hes got starwars toys instead... one even makes a noise, and if you move his toys, u better hope he doesnt see you!

        i think i might point him in the direction of the local massage parlour...
        cut me - ill bleed rosso red

        Comment


          #34
          thread

          Comment


            #35
            Surf porn on his PC next time he is away from his desk.... then report him to mgmt.

            Comment


              #36
              i dont think they do star wars porn..
              cut me - ill bleed rosso red

              Comment


                #37
                Originally posted by poser View Post
                theres a permie here that hates contractors! theres about 8 contractors here at my clcient and there is one permie who has tried to drop us all in the brown stuff, for example walks behind someone and shouts 'surfing the net again...' or just generally tries to make peoples lives miserable by loggin the times people come in in the morinings etc....

                suggestions on how to deal with this pratt?
                a) Does he ever leave his PC unattended? If so, there are over 12,000 options available. Just don't get caught.

                b) Print off a copy of the PCG "Guide to Freelancing" and leave it on his/her desk after he/she has gone home. Works best if you know they won't be in tomorrow. Keep doing this. Within 5 days the bod will be asking discreet questions about going contracting...
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

                Comment


                  #38
                  All very good ideas but I think we're missing the obvious here.

                  Whilst you're surfing for pron at the weekend, just use his email address for everything. And by everything I mean visit some of the more elaborate sites reserved for people with 'wider tastes than the norm'

                  HTH

                  Comment


                    #39
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Whilst you're surfing for pron at the weekend, just use his email address for everything. And by everything I mean visit some of the more elaborate sites reserved for people with 'wider tastes than the norm'

                    HTH
                    I used to subscribe a particular head-up-his-bum IT manager to every mailing list I could think of until I realised I was probably doing him a favour. Ditto might apply for the kinky sites. After all, permies are used to kissing bums and licking boots and taking crap so who knows what other perversions they do in their own time?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

                    Comment


                      #40
                      Originally posted by Zorba View Post
                      Whilst giving him loads of beer, tell him how easy it is to quit and become a contractor for £.
                      You will convert him from a contractor hater into a contractor wannabee.
                      Next, point him at this forum and let slip the dogs of war.

                      And then get one of your contractor mates elsewhere to phone him up pretending to be a pimp, get a copy of his cv etc. etc. Set up an "interview"
                      for him, send him off somewhere on the other side of town insisting it must be middle of the working day. Fax a copy of his CV and fake job spec with interview details etc. to a fax machine on your floor while he's out.

                      ... or just post a fake cv with his name and direct line no on jobserve, cwjobs etc. and he will get no end of annoying calls for the next few weeks.
                      Last edited by moorfield; 20 November 2007, 14:33.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X