Mental note - cover all nuts in whitening toothpaste to get white squirrels.
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Picture of a white squirrel
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False alarm - it's one of our Mountain and Arctic Warfare Cadre with his night-vision contacts in.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostFalse alarm - it's one of our Mountain and Arctic Warfare Cadre with his night-vision contacts in.
And the black ones are ninjas
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Rats already have tailsOriginally posted by andrew_neil_uk View PostAll squirrels have evil eyes. The rest of em ain't wonderful either. rats with tails.
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Rats with bushy tails.Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostRats already have tails
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Rats don't climb trees and don't jump as near as well! Plus rats ain't as fluffy as cute squirrels! So don't mix 'em!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostRats with bushy tails.
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...and bright eyesOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostRats with bushy tails.
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Rat = rodentOriginally posted by AtW View PostRats don't climb trees and don't jump as near as well! Plus rats ain't as fluffy as cute squirrels! So don't mix 'em!
Grey Squirrel = rodent
Rats eat rubbish.
Grey squirrels eat rubbish.
Rats are not cute.
Grey Squirrels are not cute.
Plus grey squirrels dig up my garden and try and eat my bulbs. Unfortunately they don't eat the daffodil ones."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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... and I have heard that they also have a specially trained group of swimmers who go and attack boats... now, where was that? .... ah, here http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...light=squirrelOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostRat = rodent
Grey Squirrel = rodent
Rats eat rubbish.
Grey squirrels eat rubbish.
Rats are not cute.
Grey Squirrels are not cute.
Plus grey squirrels dig up my garden and try and eat my bulbs. Unfortunately they don't eat the daffodil ones.Carpe Pactum
(does fuzzy logic tickle?)Comment
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