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    #21
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    She can **** off - I'm single again now...
    Not for long. Get yer coat, you've pulled.

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      #22
      Samson.
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #23
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Not for long. Get yer coat, you've pulled.
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #24
          i'd like a comorant if anyone's offering.. ?
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #25
            Or a chough?

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              #26
              Yeh, ok. I'll shag anyone me.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #27
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Yeh, ok. I'll shag anyone me.
                Give Moose a PM then.
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #28
                  I once boned a moose but I didnt enjoy it, all that squeaking and smell of cheese is a real turn off.

                  Mind you my missus wont sh@g me any more for the same reasons







                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #29
                    Depends on how I feel when I get up
                    Carpe Pactum

                    (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                      I'm up for it.
                      I assume not much is going on with a) then? Or b) for that matter...

                      Got a plan c)?
                      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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