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    #21
    I'm an innie.

    Just checked mine for fluff.

    Found two peanuts and the remote for the video
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #22
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      I'm an innie.

      Just checked mine for fluff.

      Found two peanuts and the remote for the video
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #23
        Have you noticed that outies tend to be really thin people and how it never moves out with fat people, rather gets deeper and deeper. It must be connected to the backbone via a foxed length bit of cord, like on mattresses.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #24
          "Let's have a day (just 1 day in years) when we don't talk about himigration or house prices or political correctness."

          Bugger I had a good story about a bloke who has annoyed these people from India by painting a big picture of Mohammed on his house, being done up the bum by a pig while quaffing is pint of gin. Apparently it's dragged all the house prices down on that street.

          Oh well I've forgotten it now! They don't call me Mr Goldfish for nothing. Do they?
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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