I have a large c 0ck

[DimPrawn]

next door. The bugger wakes me up every morning with it's "c 0ck a doodle doo" noises.

Any advice on how to deal with this sensitive issue?

[Moscow Mule]

Shotgun.

Do you think I might get away with the same policy on the f****** ***** *** *** ****** ***** builders who insist on using a jackhammer two doors down from about 9am for the whole day?

[rootsnall]

next door. The bugger wakes me up every morning with it's "c 0ck a doodle doo" noises.

Any advice on how to deal with this sensitive issue?

Same as squirrels ( see previous posts )

[SallyAnne]

Shotgun.

Do you think I might get away with the same policy on the f****** ***** *** *** ****** ***** builders who insist on using a jackhammer two doors down from about 9am for the whole day?

Wow - what 3 letter swear words did you use? I'm very impressed!!

[sasguru]

I have a large c 0ck

am

[SallyAnne]

next door. The bugger wakes me up every morning with it's "c 0ck a doodle doo" noises.

Any advice on how to deal with this sensitive issue?

You're just trying to draw attention away from my loose ring!!!

[DimPrawn]

I hope the "viewers" here won't draw any conclusions regarding the completely unrelated issues of your loose ring and my large c 0ck....

[tay]

You're just trying to draw attention away from my loose ring!!!

I dont know... I made the connection quite easily.