Bike sex

[snaw]

Bit I don't quite understand is, apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part, is why he's been charged with anything at all. OK it's pretty twisted shagging a bicycle, but he was doing it in the privacy of his own room (Until the cleaners burst in), and I assume there was consent so what's he doing in court in the first place?

[Moscow Mule]

Bit I don't quite understand is, apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part, is why he's been charged with anything at all. OK it's pretty twisted shagging a bicycle, but he was doing it in the privacy of his own room (Until the cleaners burst in), and I assume there was consent so what's he doing in court in the first place?

I think he should appeal to the European Court on the "right to privacy".

Bursting into a man's hotel room is not on. He could be up to anything.

[wendigo100]

Can you get done for having sex with your hand?

[Spacecadet]

having thought about it, its possible (i.e. highly likely) that the true story hasn't been printed

Drunk Man in room hears knocking from the cleaners
Drunk Man decideds to suprise cleaners so mounts his bike in a special way
Cleaners walk in thinking the room is empty to find drunk man simulating sex with a bike.

[Churchill]

having thought about it, its possible (i.e. highly likely) that the true story hasn't been printed

Drunk Man in room hears knocking from the cleaners
Drunk Man decideds to suprise cleaners so mounts his bike in a special way
Cleaners walk in thinking the room is empty to find drunk man simulating sex with a bike.

Oh, that's your story and you're sticking to it, eh?

[TimberWolf]

apart from the obvious having sex with a bike part

It is? Are we talking push bike? Less obvious is with the fairer sex, and I have no problem with women having sex with bikes.

[snaw]

It is? Are we talking push bike? Less obvious is with the fairer sex, and I have no problem with women having sex with bikes.

Depends - with or without seat?

[DimPrawn]

Is sex with all inanimate objects illegal?

What about baggy's inflatable lady-boy?

[Chantho]

Apparently having sex with a bike is illegal, even behind locked doors:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7095134.stm

Chan

Some questions arise

1. Was he "framed"

2. Did he "ring the bell"

3. Was the bike "chained up"

etc etc etc

[wobbegong]

The guy should see a cyclologist.

Ooh! lame even for me

He did, it was there that he found out he was a pedalphile.