Sorry, I was asleep

[sasguru]

Same old carp around here... people slagging people off, pointless fights and exchanges of abuse, totally irrelevant posts, no focus whatsoever and the list could go on and on and on......

oh, how much I missed it......

Yeah

Notice the following:

carp

[To BI or not to BI?]

Actor Chris Langham is to be freed from jail after his 10-month prison sentence for downloading child pornography was reduced by the Court of Appeal.

Damn, you people are too clever......

[To BI or not to BI?]

Yeah

Notice the following:

carp

That was deliberate, you pedantic person. I thought crap would be too vulgar (oops, said it now)

See, the mods edited it!!!!

[sasguru]

That was deliberate, you pedantic person. I thought carp would be too vulgar (oops, said it now)

So how come you were away for 10 months?

[To BI or not to BI?]

So how come you were away for 10 months?

Too busy messing up my life, since you ask, but now I am the usual selfish b**tard and miserable git again, so I am once again ready for CUK

[Churchill]

So how come you were away for 10 months?

They couldn't find any real evidence.

[To BI or not to BI?]

They couldn't find any real evidence.

The more appropriate way to say it would be "they couldn't find hard evidence"

[sasguru]

Oh well we've got one Nazi on here already, I guess a kiddie-fiddler is par for the course.

[To BI or not to BI?]

Oh well we've got one Nazi on here already, I guess a kiddie-fiddler is par for the course.

See what I mean, haven't been back five minutes and I am being abused already, that wouldn't happen in real life.... hang on....

[DS23]

So, where was I then? What did I miss? The alarm failed to go off and I woke up 10 months later but now I am back. Oh, and I found myself moved to London, which I guess it's a bonus.... What's new, then?

BTW, hi everybody, nice to see you all again


BI

good lord. welcome back hamlet.