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Previously on "Sorry, I was asleep"
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... I did have a suspicion that my report was returning wrong results, but the CFO seemed so happy with it I didn't want to disappoint him....
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No, I am only speaking metaphorically. If I were on the bench I would have 1000's of posting by now.... It's just that sometimes other little irrelevant things must take priorityOriginally posted by DS23 View Postthe bench?
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The abyss of uncertainty, where else?Originally posted by sasguru View PostDown where?
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Thanks DS, it was lonely down there....Originally posted by DS23 View Postgood lord. welcome back hamlet.
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good lord. welcome back hamlet.Originally posted by To BI or not to BI? View PostSo, where was I then? What did I miss? The alarm failed to go off and I woke up 10 months later but now I am back. Oh, and I found myself moved to London, which I guess it's a bonus.... What's new, then?
BTW, hi everybody, nice to see you all again

BI
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See what I mean, haven't been back five minutes and I am being abused already, that wouldn't happen in real life.... hang on....Originally posted by sasguru View PostOh well we've got one Nazi on here already, I guess a kiddie-fiddler is par for the course.
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Oh well we've got one Nazi on here already, I guess a kiddie-fiddler is par for the course.
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The more appropriate way to say it would be "they couldn't find hard evidence"Originally posted by Churchill View PostThey couldn't find any real evidence.
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Too busy messing up my life, since you ask, but now I am the usual selfish b**tard and miserable git again, so I am once again ready for CUKOriginally posted by sasguru View PostSo how come you were away for 10 months?
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That was deliberate, you pedantic person. I thought crap would be too vulgar (oops, said it now)Originally posted by sasguru View PostYeah
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