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[EternalOptimist]

Anyone ever tried to set you up ?
I was staggering home from the pub one night ,(in my misspent youth) in Liverpool and went past a dark side street. A femal let out the most heartrending scream and sobbed 'please' 'no' etc

I paused and very cautiously crept to the forst gateway. I stood still in the shadows to have a listen then I heard a giggle, some low voices, As I crept away there was another scream.
lucky lucky lucky me.

[Troll]

so loitering in darkened streets, creeping around, hiding in the shadows, eaves dropping on young girls... you are Jack the Ripper & I claim my £5

[realityhack]

That actually happened to a friend of mine - bloke attacking a woman while he was cycling along the regent street canal towpath - ditched his bike and ran up to help - then they both turned on him.