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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI hope you paid the import duty.Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI hope you paid the import duty.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostEverytime I bring in more than 1 bottle of alchoholic drink from Russia
Why Bother? Why not just ask the pilot if you can siphon some Aviation Fuel into a bucket and take it home? It will probably taste nicer than the potato vodka you purchased in the Motherland, and no doubt be better for your renal system.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhy Bother? Why not just ask the pilot if you can siphon some Aviation Fuel into a bucket and take it home? It will probably taste nicer than the potato vodka you purchased in the Motherland, and no doubt be better for your renal system.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI bring those drinks as presents to other people, not to drink myselfComment
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Originally posted by Pinto View PostWhat other people?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Pinto View PostBe honest AtW, the only person you know is your landlord. And I agree, give him the cheap carp!Comment
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