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I hope you paid the import duty."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Of course she did! Who wouldn't!Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI hope you paid the import duty.
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Good point actually. Everytime I bring in more than 1 bottle of alchoholic drink from Russia I duly go to the red corridor in Heathrow to find noone is there, so I have to call them on the phone to declare that I have more booze than allowed (from outside of EU), normally they let me through anyway, so honest pays, isn't it Denny?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI hope you paid the import duty.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostEverytime I bring in more than 1 bottle of alchoholic drink from Russia
Why Bother? Why not just ask the pilot if you can siphon some Aviation Fuel into a bucket and take it home? It will probably taste nicer than the potato vodka you purchased in the Motherland, and no doubt be better for your renal system.
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I bring those drinks as presents to other people, not to drink myselfOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWhy Bother? Why not just ask the pilot if you can siphon some Aviation Fuel into a bucket and take it home? It will probably taste nicer than the potato vodka you purchased in the Motherland, and no doubt be better for your renal system.

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What other people?Originally posted by AtW View PostI bring those drinks as presents to other people, not to drink myself
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Be honest AtW, the only person you know is your landlord. And I agree, give him the cheap carp!Originally posted by AtW View PostYour wife
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The other tramps who feed squirrels in the parkOriginally posted by Pinto View PostWhat other people?Hard Brexit now!
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Actually I have never met my landlord in person, despite living in the house for over 18 months and having signed contracts for another year...Originally posted by Pinto View PostBe honest AtW, the only person you know is your landlord. And I agree, give him the cheap carp!
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