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    #31
    If he fooked the blokes mother a bit longer, it might burn more calories than the biscuit.

    I think I've spoiled it now.

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      #32
      Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
      Saw it on HIGNFY 16 years ago.
      When I say twelve years ago, I'd heard it before, when Hitler called Churchill fat in the war.

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        #33
        Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
        When I say twelve years ago, I'd heard it before, when Hitler called Churchill fat in the war.
        Yarbles!

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          #34
          Do you see us coming to New Zealand, pushing your pensioners about? No? Well then.
          We have immigration standards. We dont let pensioner pushers in, unlike the UK which lets any old pensioner pusher in

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            #35
            Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
            Yarbles!

            All right, I made that last one up.

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              #36
              Originally posted by tay View Post
              We have immigration standards. We dont let pensioner pushers in, unlike the UK which lets any old pensioner pusher in
              Shame you don't have stricter emigration policies, eh?

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                #37
                Dammit!!!



                Making me look silly is no great achievement though.

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                  #38
                  My mate came out with a cracker the other week. We were at the Police concert at Twickenham, yabbering away and enjoying the gig - you know loud music, few beers, singing along to the lyrics we knew, when some middle aged, suburban house wife type in her best home counties accent leans over and say's 'Excuse me, do you mind not talking - we're trying to listen to the concert'.

                  My mate replies, sharp as you like, 'Yes we do mind', turns back and keeps yacking.

                  She must have though she was there to see the London Philarmonic or something ...
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    My mate came out with a cracker the other week. We were at the Police concert at Twickenham, yabbering away and enjoying the gig - you know loud music, few beers, singing along to the lyrics we knew, when some middle aged, suburban house wife type in her best home counties accent leans over and say's 'Excuse me, do you mind not talking - we're trying to listen to the concert'.

                    My mate replies, sharp as you like, 'Yes we do mind', turns back and keeps yacking.

                    She must have though she was there to see the London Philarmonic or something ...

                    Uncouth scots.

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                      #40
                      Is your nickname thrush? Cos you are an irritating c**t

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