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bootiful"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
I usually have Duck or Pork, not T'key.Originally posted by Clippy View Post
Saves having to put up with endless boring Turkey dishes made with leftovers: Turkey salad, Turkey sandwiches, Turkey kebabs, Turkey burgers, Turkey.....ad infinitum until well into the New Year.
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Top tip. Buy a smaller, tastier, organic Turkey. Quality not quantity.Originally posted by Denny View PostI usually have Duck or Pork, not T'key.
Saves having to put up with endless boring Turkey dishes made with leftovers: Turkey salad, Turkey sandwiches, Turkey kebabs, Turkey burgers, Turkey.....ad infinitum until well into the New Year.
A Turkey the size of an elephant is not natural.Comment
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True enough, but T'key is not my fav' meat at Xmas anyway. By the time I've graced the table of a couple of work Xmas parties, which normally have a Turkey set menu, I've had my fill of it for the season.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostTop tip. Buy a smaller, tastier, organic Turkey. Quality not quantity.
A Turkey the size of an elephant is not natural.
So for my own Xmas din dins, I'll probably stick to roast 'Donald' or 'Pinky/Perky' or even go for Organic Free Range Chicken.
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Bird Flu in Norfolk. More slaughter
5,000 birds - turkeys, geese and ducks - are to be slaughtered.
Preliminary tests showed the turkeys had the H5 strain of bird flu. The RSPB, quoted in the Guardian, warns against the assumption that the disease had spread to poultry from wild birds. , No wild birds have been found with avian flu in Europe since late August and the autumn migration is now largely over.
nd what makes things worse the outbreak is in a "free range" farm.Comment
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