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Why are moths attracted to bright lights?
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Because, dimwitted tramp's todger, they use landmarks, scent, temperature, and (it's thought) magnetic "pathways". Learnt that at school, too. Attending on Saturdays and Sundays has not paid dividends for you, has it? -
dimwitted tramp's todger! <-- I may plagiarize that regularlyOriginally posted by Bob Dalek View PostBecause, dimwitted tramp's todger, they use landmarks, scent, temperature, and (it's thought) magnetic "pathways". Learnt that at school, too. Attending on Saturdays and Sundays has not paid dividends for you, has it?
I left school at 14. I started working part time when I was 12. Didn't have much energy left over for school. But I do know why moths etc. are attracted to light, and the navigational abilities of birds fish, sea and land mammals and the current theories pertaining to these extraordinary abilities

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so that's where it goes to.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI went to school too, but didn't use the Moon. I sometimes navigate using the Moon in the car though.Comment
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I like you again.Originally posted by Diver View Postdimwitted tramp's todger! <-- I may plagiarize that regularly
I left school at 14. I started working part time when I was 12. Didn't have much energy left over for school. But I do know why moths etc. are attracted to light, and the navigational abilities of birds fish, sea and land mammals and the current theories pertaining to these extraordinary abilities

I just thought my response was funny
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I wouldn't mind ducks and pigeons flying round my light bulbs.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostI like you again.
Freezer would always be full
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As a vegetarian, I take offence to that! Mind you, duck is fantastic! So's beef, lamb, pork, veal, pheasant, hare, rabbit... hmmm.Originally posted by Diver View PostI wouldn't mind ducks and pigeons flying round my light bulbs.
Freezer would always be full
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I once swallowed a large moth.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostAs a vegetarian, I take offence to that! Mind you, duck is fantastic! So's beef, lamb, pork, veal, pheasant, hare, rabbit... hmmm.
I was on a motorbike in the fast lane when it hit the back of my throat, it was swallow or choke.
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Why do moths fly towards the light ?
as with most things in the animal kingdom it comes down to reproduction.
Boy moth meets girl moth in a dark garden, boy moth says
'hey baby, fancy a sh@g'
girl moth 'you gotta be kidding, we only just met'
boy moth 'come on , you know you want it'
girl moth 'Like yeah. I dont even know what you look like. Come and step over into the light'
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