Originally posted by Diver
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Why are moths attracted to bright lights?
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostBecause, dimwitted tramp's todger, they use landmarks, scent, temperature, and (it's thought) magnetic "pathways". Learnt that at school, too. Attending on Saturdays and Sundays has not paid dividends for you, has it?
I left school at 14. I started working part time when I was 12. Didn't have much energy left over for school. But I do know why moths etc. are attracted to light, and the navigational abilities of birds fish, sea and land mammals and the current theories pertaining to these extraordinary abilities
I just thought my response was funnyConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI went to school too, but didn't use the Moon. I sometimes navigate using the Moon in the car though.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View Postdimwitted tramp's todger! <-- I may plagiarize that regularly
I left school at 14. I started working part time when I was 12. Didn't have much energy left over for school. But I do know why moths etc. are attracted to light, and the navigational abilities of birds fish, sea and land mammals and the current theories pertaining to these extraordinary abilities
I just thought my response was funnyComment
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostI like you again.
Freezer would always be fullConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI wouldn't mind ducks and pigeons flying round my light bulbs.
Freezer would always be fullComment
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostAs a vegetarian, I take offence to that! Mind you, duck is fantastic! So's beef, lamb, pork, veal, pheasant, hare, rabbit... hmmm.
I was on a motorbike in the fast lane when it hit the back of my throat, it was swallow or choke.
They taste foul, trust me >shudder<Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Why do moths fly towards the light ?
as with most things in the animal kingdom it comes down to reproduction.
Boy moth meets girl moth in a dark garden, boy moth says
'hey baby, fancy a sh@g'
girl moth 'you gotta be kidding, we only just met'
boy moth 'come on , you know you want it'
girl moth 'Like yeah. I dont even know what you look like. Come and step over into the light'
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