For those who think I got no life

[Lucifer Box]

You live locally then?

They changed O'Neils pub to The Junction here...

I've been conducting a surveillance operation on you for years on behalf of Google. As soon as it looks likely that your SKA will reach fruition I have orders to eliminate you with some polonium 210 in your half a lager shandy with lime at The Junction.

Obviously this has not been necessary to date.




[I lived in Harborne until I was three years old].

[snaw]

You live locally then?

They changed O'Neils pub to The Junction here...

Big night out with your mates then? Posting here at 8:27 and again at 22:38.

[wobbegong]

Big night out with your mates then? Posting here at 8:27 and again at 22:38.

Well, it is a school night.

[cailin maith]

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Love it!!

[Pondlife]

That video was on the MTV or t'other one, and as soon as the intro started screamed girly into the room, and showed off and sang along to the whole thing.

She woz suitably impressed...

Really? Time to start looking afresh me thinks.

[sasguru]

Really? Time to start looking afresh me thinks.

There is no girly. His "gf" can have her rubber features set in whatever expression he desires, in this case "suitably impressed".

[AtW]

Well, it is a school night.

You are 100% spot on - my friend's girlfriend is a school teacher and she had to get up at 6am next day to go to school.