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If I betting money I'd put them on an ex-marine beating up silly ex-squaddie.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostStill hurting eh churchy?


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Bagpuss, You now have my complete and undivided attention!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostCan anyone tell me the best way to go about it?
Now! Where was I?
Sorry, Lost it!
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This isn't helping my attention seekingThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Must have made a nice change for you, what with your wife's clown's pocket eh?Originally posted by Churchill View PostYeah, she was rather tight.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Ex-Marine!! Hahahaha!Originally posted by AtW View PostIf I betting money I'd put them on an ex-marine beating up silly ex-squaddie.
Weekend warrior more like. The only action churchill ever got near was doing favours for sailors down the docks. That and looking for the golden rivet!

Anyway AtW, your combat stance was clearly seen in the Colombian Hostages thread. Run away first opportunity. You and Churchy should get along famously. Bird legs and bird brains! The Dream Team!
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostStart any one of the following threads;
Dieting
Moving abroad cos the UK is carp
Quiting smoking
Squirel fetishes
Should I stay or should I go
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My lunch
I know something you don't know
HTH
thanks
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