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The "Ask Beaker" thread.

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    Originally posted by beaker View Post
    Adorable
    Beaker, is it true that the Anal hair is the longest hair on the human body ?

    Apparently the anal hair grows right through the body and comes out the other end as an eyelash, that's why your eyes water if you pluck one
    Is this true ???
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Beaker, is it true that the Anal hair is the longest hair on the human body ?

      Apparently the anal hair grows right through the body and comes out the other end as an eyelash, that's why your eyes water if you pluck one
      Is this true ???
      Haven't heard that one before. What are you doing plucking your eyelashes?
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        Originally posted by beaker View Post
        Haven't heard that one before. What are you doing plucking your eyelashes?
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Dear Beaker

          When will Troll declare his undying love for me?

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            Originally posted by Lucy View Post
            Dear Beaker

            When will Troll declare his undying love for me?
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              Originally posted by Troll View Post
              Well, based on that reaction...

              Maybe you are looking for love in all the wrong places
              Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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                Originally posted by beaker View Post
                Well, based on that reaction...

                Maybe you are looking for love in all the wrong places
                I believe it may be a case of Stockholm Syndrome
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  Beaker - where is Stockholm?

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                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    C'mon trolly you know you lurve me.

                    Are you from the north?

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                      Beaker - will Troll and Lucy get married?

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