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Project Manager with a sense of humor...

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    Project Manager with a sense of humor...

    Just got sent this....

    Originally posted by Current Project Risks
    <Sockpuppet> and <project-chick> flirt too much.

    Probability: Certain
    Impact: Minimal (neither do a lot of work)
    Mitigation: Would tell them to get a room but we have no budget.
    Ok, so this is the first PM that I have had with a sense of humor. Must be something about the Rugby air that makes them this way.

    #2
    Hmm, I said something very much like that yesterday morning as I nearly ran a rather large breasted lady down in an alley at one of the works entrances...

    You're not in Denmark at the moment are you?

    I was on my bicycle, BTW.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #3
      No not Denmark. Sunnny old Warwickshire.

      Well at least he fills all the other PM criteria....useless etc. At least he makes me laugh as the project comes crashing down around us.

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        #4
        humour

        Damn British English...
        The rest is silence...

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