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    #21
    Post her naked pics here so we can all have a good cry ... down below.

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      #22
      Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
      I cry at films sometimes - When Harry Met Sally has me in fits of tears at the end, as does Philadelphia and Brassed Off.
      Hmmmm... weeping at When H met S? I am getting more worried about your chances in the terrifying frozen wastes!

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        #23
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        You will forever be associated with cheese now.
        eDamn it.


        Ahem...IGMC.
        The pope is a tard.

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          #24
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          What the feck has happened to men?!!!
          If she wants someone to grab her tits bring her to the crimbo meet. I'm game.

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            #25
            Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
            Post her naked pics here so we can all have a good cry ... down below.

            Sing to the tune of SKOL!

            Norks! Norks ! Norks! ....ad infinitum
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #26
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              My mate (the one I tried to fix you all up with a while ago)...went on a first date with a 29 year old lad a couple of weeks ago. They went to the pictures.

              She was telling me at lunchtime that they'd had a great night, snogged at the end too...but he never called back!

              So we got a bit further into the conversation, and it turns out at the end of the film, this lad was crying!

              Now...I'm all for "modern men" and lads being in touch with their sensitive side and all that...but my response to her was "Why was he even watching the film? Why wasn't he focussing all his attention on trying to grab your t*ts, like blokes do in the pictures?"!

              This sent us off laughing, but raised a good point! What the feck has happened to men?!!!
              What kind of 'man' goes to the pictures and grabs women's t1t's

              A/ A thirteen year old
              B/ Benny Hill
              C/ Raincoat brigade
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #27
                Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
                Hmmmm... weeping at When H met S? I am getting more worried about your chances in the terrifying frozen wastes!
                Don't worry - I'm a hard ****er under normal circumstances.
                Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                  Post her naked pics here so we can all have a good cry ... down below.

                  In Australia??
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #29
                    taz. come on now. have you been burping the worm in the cinema again?
                    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                    Thomas Jefferson

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                      #30
                      I dont even cry at the end of Armageddon.. and they save the entire frikking world!

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