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    #11
    Originally posted by Mailman View Post
    Whats wrong with you guys? Not only is she NOT attractive...but those puppies are literally around her farken ankles!

    Skanky hoe and big saggy taataa's does not equal hot!

    Mailman
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    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #12
      Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
      (assuming that it's the sort of Casino where men MUST wear tuxes and ladies cocktail dresses a la James Bond).
      I remember the bit where he takes off the wetsuit and has a Dinner Jacket on underneath, but I dont ever remember him wearing a Dinner Jacket and a ladies cocktail dress at the same time!
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #13
        In NZ, if she was wearing a sheepskin coat, she'd be a super model.

        HTH

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          #14
          Sorry, she needs a lot more than a nice leather jacket to make her look remotely attractive!

          Mailman

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            #15
            Maybe she was hiding chips between em'?... I'm sure you're not allowed to bring your own food into casinos.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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