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The Bearded Wonder does it again...
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI believe the poster of the comment is giving us a nudge and a wink.
He might as well have said "Those straps between the legs tend to cut your balls off".
It was grammatically and syntactically correct in the original post to use quotation marks.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostThe nudge and wink part is the "There is a certain part of a mans [sic] anatomy" not the "'between the legs' straps".
It was grammatically and syntactically correct in the original post to use quotation marks.Comment
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I disagree.
By putting it in quotes he's almost anthropomorphising* the straps.
I think 'those straps between the legs' would have been better.
*I know this isn't the proper word for what he's doing but I can't remember it right now."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI disagree.
By putting it in quotes he's almost anthropomorphising* the straps.
I think 'those straps between the legs' would have been better.
*I know this isn't the proper word for what he's doing but I can't remember it right now.
Maybe you're trying to read too much into it.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostMaybe you're trying to read too much into it."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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