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For HTML, yes.Originally posted by Fran View PostI hear the market is drying up"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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Sorry, I was still at uniOriginally posted by SandyDown View Postgosh been seeing this image since the dot com collapse

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Was impressed by your 'put-down' there - until I followed the link to 'blue jumper' and found which uni that wasOriginally posted by Fran View PostSorry, I was still at uni



Sorry but newbies need a bit of treatment
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It may be Chester, but it was part of Liverpool back then! At least that's what's on my certificate!!
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Yeah Ok, Chester = (Great social life + Great Friendships) - tulip Courses
But God damn it I've proved I'm better than Chester Uni
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+ lots of fit blonde Hollyoaks babes?Originally posted by Fran View PostIt may be Chester, but it was part of Liverpool back then! At least that's what's on my certificate!!
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Yeah Ok, Chester = (Great social life + Great Friendships) - tulip Courses
But God damn it I've proved I'm better than Chester Uni

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Is that one of those polyversities? Did you do meejah?Originally posted by Fran View PostIt may be Chester, but it was part of Liverpool back then! At least that's what's on my certificate!!
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Yeah Ok, Chester = (Great social life + Great Friendships) - tulip Courses
But God damn it I've proved I'm better than Chester Uni
Hard Brexit now!
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Er yes to ploy uni.
No to Hollyoaks (that's actually Liverpool)
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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