Worst health and safety BS

[ChimpMaster]

Last client place ....

SueEllen

You're new here so has someone already asked you the obligatory question, and have you passed the test?

[hyperD]

You're not at BP are you? I got told off there in my last week for not following the correct stairs procedure because I was using my phone and not holding the handrail. At each set of stairs it had a sign with instructions for use on it.

Yes, I got hit with that from some dedicated follower of 'ealth 'n' Safety Nazism after contravening BP Personnel law #1532.22:

"...Thou shalt believe in the universal law of bipeds that walking and carrying a coffee will instantly result in 3rd degree burns of said party..."

I'd like to see Chris Bliss on site at BP for a laugh...

[Bagpuss]

To keep claims down..

Companies should avoid hiring unlucky people by throwing half of job applications in the bin.

[SueEllen]

SueEllen

You're new here so has someone already asked you the obligatory question, and have you passed the test?

Not that new - join date Nov 2005. Just haven't been posting.

[Muttley08]

Not that new - join date Nov 2005. Just haven't been posting.

I think you sidestepped the question there in a fine Tony Blair styleee

[TheFaQQer]

SueEllen

You're new here so has someone already asked you the obligatory question, and have you passed the test?

I did, and no.

[SueEllen]

Apologies TheFaQQer. I was obviously too busy working (downloading and installing software) to answer your question.

[ChimpMaster]

Apologies TheFaQQer. I was obviously too busy working (downloading and installing software) to answer your question.

And.... ?

[alreadypacked]

Apologies TheFaQQer. I was obviously too busy working (downloading and installing software) to answer your question.

Working! are you sure you're on the right board.

[TheFaQQer]

Apologies TheFaQQer. I was obviously too busy working (downloading and installing software) to answer your question.

I was downloading and installing all sorts of things last night. Don't think it was software though...

That's where I get to see Zeity in person / lizard-form!