Should I stay or should I go?

[Muttley08]

Doing a lot of pilates, I could crack nuts.
You have been warned

In that case, I'll leave this one to you SAS...my nuts are fine as they are...

[sasguru]

Doing a lot of pilates, I could crack nuts.
You have been warned

Are you good at darts and opening bottles of beer. Thai girls are good at that. They have very flexible personalities.

[oracleslave]

Don't believe a word. More like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

[Muttley08]

Are you good at darts and opening bottles of beer. Thai girls are good at that.

She's the CUK table tennis champion, can put spin on her serves and everything

[alreadypacked]

Don't believe a word. More like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

Who rattled your cage

[TheFaQQer]

Who rattled your cage

What have you done to deserve all this?

Not nice, boys.

Pay no attention to the nasty men, AP.

[sasguru]

Pay no attention to the nasty men, AP.

She likes rough, nasty men.

[oracleslave]

Who rattled your cage

[alreadypacked]

She likes rough, nasty men.

You have yet to find out

[snaw]

How many times do you reckon AtW has voted for himself?

And while we're at it where was the - I have now slept with a real live female person so now I can come back and tell us all how it's done properly option, or have you still not got there?