Originally posted by Moose423956
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Henri Paul's missing 8 minutes
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI like to take my time. Play a game on my phone, read a book (not a whole one), or just sit and wonder. About love...........
Edit: also, men have hairy arses, so it takes longer to wipe. HTH.
If yous are wanking in there - why dont yous just say? Dont be embarassed! But if it takes a genuine 8 minutes for a tulip, I need to know why!!!
(I'm getting a little obsesed, and I feel I may start secret filming to find out!)The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostThats just boll*cks - men NEVER wipe that well!!!
Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostIf yous are wanking in there - why dont yous just say? Dont be embarassed!
Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostBut if it takes a genuine 8 minutes for a tulip, I need to know why!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostHmmmmm. Not sure. It's too long for a wee, and not long enough for a poo. Maybe he had a quick Joddrell.
Could have had one, then that could explain why he was more relaxed driving.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostRight, I know we've talked about this before....but I still dont get it!!!
More than 8 minutes for a tulip?!!! Don't you just go when you need one like?
There's nothing like sitting on the bog with a good book. My favourite is "De Re Atari".Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostDefaecating ecstacy!
There's nothing like sitting on the bog with a good book. My favourite is "De Re Atari".Comment
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Before I went to bed last night, I went for a quick poo. I timed it, from closing the door to washing my hands, it took 11 minutes 53 seconds.Comment
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I think he was finishing off that little known book
101 ways to kill a princessRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Possibly at the bar necking a triple scotch, before "powdering his nose" in le bog with some of Dodi's party fuel.Comment
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8 minutes seems entirely reasonable to me - the following is based on a few minutes ago;
9:23, leave desk
9:24, arrive toilet, commence poo/playing poker on phone
9:30, commence wipe
9:31, wash hands, leave toilet
9:32, back at desk.
That wasn't even a particularly long one either.
Sorry if that was too much info for anybody..."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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