Reply to: Henri Paul's missing 8 minutes

[DBA_bloke]

8 minutes seems entirely reasonable to me - the following is based on a few minutes ago;

9:23, leave desk
9:24, arrive toilet, commence poo/playing poker on phone
9:30, commence wipe
9:31, wash hands, leave toilet
9:32, back at desk.

That wasn't even a particularly long one either.

Sorry if that was too much info for anybody...

If Dodi was also in the gents while Henri was curling one off, then maybe Henri was exercising a time-consuming noise control manoeuvre, to avoid offending his boss?

[Moscow Mule]

8 minutes seems entirely reasonable to me - the following is based on a few minutes ago;

9:23, leave desk
9:24, arrive toilet, commence poo/playing poker on phone
9:30, commence wipe
9:31, wash hands, leave toilet
9:32, back at desk.

That wasn't even a particularly long one either.

Sorry if that was too much info for anybody...

[DBA_bloke]

Possibly at the bar necking a triple scotch, before "powdering his nose" in le bog with some of Dodi's party fuel.

[BoredBloke]

I think he was finishing off that little known book

101 ways to kill a princess

[Moose423956]

Before I went to bed last night, I went for a quick poo. I timed it, from closing the door to washing my hands, it took 11 minutes 53 seconds.

[TheFaQQer]

Defaecating ecstacy!

There's nothing like sitting on the bog with a good book. My favourite is "De Re Atari".

I have a copy of "Passing Time In The Loo" at home - very educational it is, too. Fantastic book that no home should be without. There's also a crossword puzzle book in there as well.

[Churchill]

Right, I know we've talked about this before....but I still dont get it!!!

More than 8 minutes for a tulip?!!! Don't you just go when you need one like?

Defaecating ecstacy!

There's nothing like sitting on the bog with a good book. My favourite is "De Re Atari".

[TheFaQQer]

Hmmmmm. Not sure. It's too long for a wee, and not long enough for a poo. Maybe he had a quick Joddrell.

8 minutes seems a bit quick, unless he was already frisky about something.

Could have had one, then that could explain why he was more relaxed driving.

[Moose423956]

Thats just boll*cks - men NEVER wipe that well!!!

I like to be clean.

If yous are wanking in there - why dont yous just say? Dont be embarassed!

Never at work dear.

But if it takes a genuine 8 minutes for a tulip, I need to know why!!!

I reckon what comes out of us blokes is completely different to what comes out of a ladies bot. Women seem to be able to sit down, do it in one phase, wipe, wash and go. Men seem to have multiple phases, and afterwards we have to hunt around for those elusive little bits that might end up staining our precious jockeys.

[SallyAnne]

I like to take my time. Play a game on my phone, read a book (not a whole one), or just sit and wonder. About love...........

Edit: also, men have hairy arses, so it takes longer to wipe. HTH.

Thats just boll*cks - men NEVER wipe that well!!!

If yous are wanking in there - why dont yous just say? Dont be embarassed! But if it takes a genuine 8 minutes for a tulip, I need to know why!!!

(I'm getting a little obsesed, and I feel I may start secret filming to find out!)

[Lucy]

Edit: also, men have hairy arses, so it takes longer to wipe. HTH.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[Moose423956]

Right, I know we've talked about this before....but I still dont get it!!!

More than 8 minutes for a tulip?!!! Don't you just go when you need one like?

I like to take my time. Play a game on my phone, read a book (not a whole one), or just sit and wonder. About love...........

Edit: also, men have hairy arses, so it takes longer to wipe. HTH.

[Lucy]

Right, I know we've talked about this before....but I still dont get it!!!

More than 8 minutes for a tulip?!!! Don't you just go when you need one like?

Yes he need more roughage and water!

[SallyAnne]

and not long enough for a poo.

Right, I know we've talked about this before....but I still dont get it!!!

More than 8 minutes for a tulip?!!! Don't you just go when you need one like?

[wendigo100]

Perhaps he was polishing off the last of a good bottle of wine.