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CUK Xmas night out.

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    I suspect that'd be the case with some of the lads on here even if SA didn't show up ...
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      Well, yeah! If I went out for a quiet pint and a chick* came up to me and sat on my face, I'm not gonna complain am I?


      *Please assume appropriate level of attractiveness.

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        Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
        Well, yeah! If I went out for a quiet pint and a chick* came up to me and sat on my face, I'm not gonna complain am I?
        For that to happen you must either

        A/ Look like a chair
        B/ Look like a bidet
        C/Go to some strange clubs
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          For that to happen you must either

          A/ Look like a chair
          B/ Look like a bidet
          C/Go to some strange clubs
          I vote C
          Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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            Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
            I vote C
            B & C

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              very funny

              But I was just responding to Snaw's earlier quote about going out for a quiet pint etc.

              Strange clubs? Yeah some might have been back in the day - the swingers club in Ft. Lauderdale was the best but it was just a one-off.

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                Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
                Strange clubs? Yeah some might have been back in the day - the swingers club in Ft. Lauderdale was the best but it was just a one-off.
                I've now got a vision of, shall we say "Well upholstered ladies" sitting on your face.

                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  How about making it at the Griffin in Farringdon?
                  "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                  Thomas Jefferson

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                    Ok, where ever this is I shall be driving to it from clients site in Welwyn and then driving back to Leicester the following day.

                    If anyone needs a lift back to somewhere close to Leicester and can't be arsed with the train I am offering it for you.

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      Ok, where ever this is I shall be driving to it from clients site in Welwyn and then driving back to Leicester the following day.

                      If anyone needs a lift back to somewhere close to Leicester and can't be arsed with the train I am offering it for you.
                      Will that be in a truck?

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