I suspect that'd be the case with some of the lads on here even if SA didn't show up ...
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Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul -
Well, yeah! If I went out for a quiet pint and a chick* came up to me and sat on my face, I'm not gonna complain am I?
*Please assume appropriate level of attractiveness.Comment
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For that to happen you must eitherOriginally posted by TazMaN View PostWell, yeah! If I went out for a quiet pint and a chick* came up to me and sat on my face, I'm not gonna complain am I?
A/ Look like a chair
B/ Look like a bidet
C/Go to some strange clubsThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I vote COriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostFor that to happen you must either
A/ Look like a chair
B/ Look like a bidet
C/Go to some strange clubs
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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very funny 
But I was just responding to Snaw's earlier quote about going out for a quiet pint etc.
Strange clubs? Yeah some might have been back in the day - the swingers club in Ft. Lauderdale was the best but it was just a one-off.Comment
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I've now got a vision of, shall we say "Well upholstered ladies" sitting on your face.Originally posted by TazMaN View PostStrange clubs? Yeah some might have been back in the day - the swingers club in Ft. Lauderdale was the best but it was just a one-off.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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How about making it at the Griffin in Farringdon?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Ok, where ever this is I shall be driving to it from clients site in Welwyn and then driving back to Leicester the following day.
If anyone needs a lift back to somewhere close to Leicester and can't be arsed with the train I am offering it for you.Comment
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Will that be in a truck?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostOk, where ever this is I shall be driving to it from clients site in Welwyn and then driving back to Leicester the following day.
If anyone needs a lift back to somewhere close to Leicester and can't be arsed with the train I am offering it for you.
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