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    Hey it's Friday

    I had the choice of going to a restaurant with some permie work colleagues droning on about some middle class rubbish, probably house prices, or getting p1ssed down the pub with a polish bloke called Voytec (no SAS he is not my gay lover).

    I chose life
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I had the choice of going to a restaurant with some permie work colleagues droning on about some middle class rubbish, probably house prices, or getting p1ssed down the pub with a polish bloke called Voytec (no SAS he is not my gay lover).

    I chose life
    Methinks thou protesteth too much.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      Me and my mates had the choice of asking this gay looking IT contractor if he wanted to discuss investment opportunities down the pub, but instead he is going down the gay bar with a Polish man.

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        Originally posted by King Cnvt View Post
        Me and my mates had the choice of asking this gay looking IT contractor if he wanted to discuss investment opportunities down the pub, but instead he is going down the gay bar with a Polish man.
        That's a coincidence, SASguru is looking for a BTL!
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          Have good one everyone.

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            Was it something I said?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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