the nice things you have done thread

[dotnetter]

Some bloke harrased my bird in a club so i bottled him

I'm all heart!

[TheFaQQer]

I got a place in the London Marathon for a mate, so that he could run it for charity.

I gave some girls their cash card back last week that they had left in the machine (account was empty anyway).

I nearly bought a Big Issue once, but saved myself in the nick of time.

[realityhack]

There was this young police officer chasing a chav in my direction near Waterloo, so it was only polite to trip the chav up. He landed with a sickening crunch, face first on the pavement, seconds before the copper handcuffed him and thanked me.

Being the nice guy I am, I performed a citizen's arrest on a Malaysian chap selling knock-off dvds.

Oh, and I stopped 2 'didicois' ripping the lead flashing off a flat roof recently.

I think I've been affected by my 4 years working with the Met.

[DBA_bloke]

Next door's mail was delivered by mistake to my house, once. Put it through his letterbox. He never thanked me, cos he'd died in bed the night before (so said the Police when they knocked at my door a week later, to ask when I'd last seen him). The ungrateful bastard.

[sasguru]

There was this young police officer chasing a chav in my direction near Waterloo, so it was only polite to trip the chav up. He landed with a sickening crunch, face first on the pavement, seconds before the copper handcuffed him and thanked me.

Being the nice guy I am, I performed a citizen's arrest on a Malaysian chap selling knock-off dvds.

Oh, and I stopped 2 'didicois' ripping the lead flashing off a flat roof recently.

I think I've been affected by my 4 years working with the Met.

Were you a pig then RH?

[scooby]

lame i know, and nothing major.

bought the old lady neighbour (who's name still escapes me) a bunch of flowers just after my baby was born.

It was a sweetner as she had to put up with work men and now crying new born.

She cried. made me feel good.

[realityhack]

Were you a pig then RH?

Nope - just worked very closely with them to develop a multi-agency comms platform.

[wendigo100]

Nope - just worked very closely with them to develop a multi-agency comms platform.

A meta-pig then.

[chef]

i bought the guy outside our local tesco a beer (well when i say bought, i actually bought myself 16 but i gave him one of them) last week

..it was cold

[realityhack]

A meta-pig then.

Much more intra-pig, intra-fire dept, intra-paramedic, intra-emergency services type stuff.