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    #11
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    ...does he fly no he's a pig
    Look out, it's the "Spider-pig"...

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      #12
      That's the spirit chaps....


      Of course the world will be pulled out of this depression by the WW3 and the survivors will live in a brave new world of prosperity for all.


      (as well as having super powers and three heads and all).
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #13
        "as well as having super powers and three heads and all"

        Ace! I'll just get my other two to do all my work while I have a kip
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          I'm not too worried. All my money is under the mattress in my bunker.
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #15
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
            prosperity for all.
            Haven't they just gone bust..?

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              #16
              I'm sure that

              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              A Nuclear Winter should sort out the Global Warming Issue. Win/win all round!!!
              the nuclear winters we had as kids were much better, there was so much more fallout you could build falloutmen for three months of the year, then go and sit around a blazing city warming your hands and drinking cocoa.
              Kids nowadays, don't know they're born, do they?
              Why not?

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                #17
                “There is an element in the readjustment of our financial system more important than currency, more important than gold, and that is the confidence of the people.”

                Four thousand US banks had closed when President Franklin D. Roosevelt spoke those words in 1933

                For them that must obey authority
                That they do not respect in any degree
                Who despise their jobs, their destinies
                Speak jealously of them that are free
                Cultivate their flowers to be
                Nothing more than something
                They invest in.
                Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 17 September 2007, 13:25.

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                  #18
                  I wrote that

                  Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                  “There is an element in the readjustment of our financial system more important than currency, more important than gold, and that is the confidence of the people.”

                  Four thousand US banks had closed when President Franklin D. Roosevelt spoke those words in 1933

                  For them that must obey authority
                  That they do not respect in any degree
                  Who despise their jobs, their destinies
                  Speak jealously of them that are free
                  Cultivate their flowers to be
                  Nothing more than something
                  They invest in.

                  No, not me, the avatar.
                  Why not?

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