How do you...

[milanbenes]

DBA,

why is that an Oh Dear, or need I ask as it is the standard kind of rhetoric that comes from a typical DBA_Bloke !

Milan.

[DBA_bloke]

DBA,

why is that an Oh Dear, or need I ask as it is the standard kind of rhetoric that comes from a typical DBA_Bloke !

Milan.

I added a bit: feel free to vent away. Ta. And as for FFJ: a bunch of muppets, sad-arses and dregs-tastic morons... you know that.

[Lucy]

less of it Looncy, I like my Passat.


Milan.

C'mon beeenz, I thought it was the perfect signature line for you.

[BoredBloke]

"And you too Tone, how's the Mrs doing ?"

She's doing fine now. I've bought her a new kitchen to play with while she recovers. She still manages to complain that she is 'too tired' to make my tea or that she 'wants a sit down' etc. That's when I picked up the wine bottle and then hid her under that new tree we have in our garden. Most people think she has gone away to visit a long lost relative (thanks to neighbours for that idea) but I've 'recycled' her. I've taken steps to reduce her carbon and real footprints altogether. The kids keep asking where she is, but I soon stop that talk by picking up the big wine bottle.....

People wonder why both go to school with a sock sellotaped into their mouths, but you have to stop the little blighters from talking somehow. Kids - you just can't beat them - well not these days anyway which is a shame.

[milanbenes]

Luce, obviously, you and I have different definitions of perfection.

DBA, not venting anything, simply pointing out that it cannot be nice for fathers who do not (for whatever reasons) have access to their children.

Now get back to your SQL_Server.

Milan.

[Lucy]

Luce, obviously, you and I have different definitions of perfection.

Milan.

Beence, everyone is perfect in their own way...

[DBA_bloke]

Luce, obviously, you and I have different definitions of perfection.

DBA, not venting anything, simply pointing out that it cannot be nice for fathers who do not (for whatever reasons) have access to their children.

Now get back to your SQL_Server.

Milan.

SQL server?! You sicko! Oracle, sir, Oracle!

Look, I have (really) a LOT of sympathy for dads & mums who are unjustly denied access - but FFJ are a proven bunch of numpties.

[Churchill]

sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.

Not really.

I just realised why I'd spent 20 years working as an IT Contractor away from home. I didn't love or even like my wife.

End of.

[Churchill]

[QUOTE=TonyEnglish;302074Kids - you just can't beat them - well not these days anyway which is a shame.[/QUOTE]

Spare the rod, buy a revolver!

[BoredBloke]

"Spare the rod, buy a revolver!"

LoL or at least sharpen it first.