...Any tips for staying awake?
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bite yer tongue"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Has a 39 year old women just been to your desk and given you too many sedatives ??Originally posted by Peter Loew View Post...Any tips for staying awake?Comment
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Stand up.Originally posted by Peter Loew View Post...Any tips for staying awake?Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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OMG, you work in my office? I'm sure they slip drugs into my tea...Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostHas a 39 year old women just been to your desk and given you too many sedatives ??Comment
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Slap yourself about the face a bit, it will wake you up and also provide amusement for those around you.Comment
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5 espresso and a red bull should do it for a while.
Get up and go for a walk. Gte a drink of water and have a mars bar.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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You should do what Mrs Gonzo does and go to the toilets, shut yourself in a cubicle and have a power nap.Originally posted by Peter Loew View Post...Any tips for staying awake?
A bit embarrassing if you start snoring mind...
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I've just been for a power nap in the carHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Was it a Passat? Did you mean to go somewhere but fell asleep as soon as you got in?Originally posted by Troll View PostI've just been for a power nap in the carScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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