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Does this work on electric windoze too?
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I'm going to try it next time I have a bug to fix.
Is there a goat allowance for expenses?Will work inside IR35. Or for food. -
Dunno, but I got used to sacrificing the odd chicken for firmware upgrades a long time ago.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBehold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Ah yes, I remember it well. The laying on of hands and the casting of chicken bones...Originally posted by Sysman View PostDunno, but I got used to sacrificing the odd chicken for firmware upgrades a long time ago.
It beats all this planning and design tulipe that they use today!Comment
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I'm going to slip that into one of my system support manuals and see if anyone notices.Originally posted by zeitghost View Posthttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...5/wgoat105.xml
Following technical problems with one of its aircraft, Nepal's state-run airline has sacrificed two goats in a bid to appease the sky god.
Goats were sacrificed to appease the Hindu sky god
Nepal Airlines sacrificed two goats in front of the troublesome Boeing 757 in an offering to Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god.
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