Oh Dear Now police are told they can use Taser guns on children

[Billy-Bob]

Back home the cops Taser first to stop the assailant moving so they can the get a clear shot with their gun.

[Churchill]

I would not describe half of the youth today as "children".

It seems strange that the terms "youth" and "child" are interchangeable depending on the emotions one wishes to stir in ones audience.

Zap the feckers I say!

With regards to "Jackass" and the taser, the funniest part imho was when someone tazered his bollocks!

[Sysman]

I think the Police should use them for pre-emptive strikes.... zap any scroat who looks at you wrongly...teach the little feckers some respect.

Lets expand this to allow teachers to use in the classrooms

If we are going to expand the use of them into all areas of society, how about connecting one up to a lie detector and using it during Prime Minister's Question Time?

[Churchill]

If we are going to expand the use of them into all areas of society, how about connecting one up to a lie detector and using it during Prime Minister's Question Time?

Politicians don't lie. They are economical with the truth!

[Sysman]

Politicians don't lie. They are economical with the truth!

Sigh, back to Plan B then.