Where is bagpuss and sallyanne?

[TheFaQQer]

Nah, the tighter the fit the better, surely?

Oooh - stop it.

Obviously you'd need lots of soap if it's a really tight fit.



Squelch.

[TheFaQQer]

Churchy - I dont think you're supposed to refer to your lass as the "current" one

A friend of mine used to (amusingly ??) introduce his wife as "This is my first wife, Diane..."

Oh, the comedy.