57% of men...

[threaded]

Funily enough I have just upgraded, i.e. bought a new, iRobot Roomba. Cute as a button, and goes back and charges itself. Guess the help empties it.

[wendigo100]

Funily enough I have just upgraded, i.e. bought a new, iRobot Roomba. Cute as a button, and goes back and charges itself. Guess the help empties it.

The help? What happened to the slaves?

[wendigo100]

From Steve Wright just now:

"A survey has reported that 57% of men don't know what colour their vacuum cleaner is".

Mine's orange.

Discuss.

Mine's orange too. Like Dale Winton. Come to think of it, it sucks like <deleted by moderator>

[Old Greg]

A small % of men don't even know basic safety precautions when vacuuming, according to research on excuses given by men presenting in A&E with embarrassing vacuum cleaner related injuries.

[lilelvis2000]

I can hardly use my vacuum without the little one coming along and dismantling the end and pretending to vacuum the room.



and oh yeah



I just tool a look and mine's blue.

[Diver]

My wife says it's orange and it's kept in the under stairs cupboard with the rest of the cleaning stuff.

We have an under stairs cupboard !!!!!!!

[Rantor]

A small % of men don't even know basic safety precautions when vacuuming, according to research on excuses given by men presenting in A&E with embarrassing vacuum cleaner related injuries.

Indeed, you gotta wonder about the thought process that leads up to plunging your (presumably co-operative) one-and-only bestest mate into a vacuum nozzle and then hitting the on button. I'll never know why women think they understand blokes.

An A&E working relative informed me that still buzzing, firmly lodged vibros are another common cause of male embarrassment. How long do batteries last ffs

[ElectricChair]

I wonder what percentage of women dont know? We get Moolly Maid in - I stand as much chance of knowing as my gf.