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Make science easier, examiners are told

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    #11
    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Just reject everybody with GCSEs. Clearly they're too young to have had a good education. O-levels are what to look for.
    That means nobody under 36 will get work!

    I like it!
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      That means nobody under 36 will get work!
      Nothing wrong with that.

      BTW I'm 36, and in the last year to do O-levels.

      My second year of 6th form the teachers (and the maths teachers in particular) were all complaining that the new batch of students starting A-level (i.e. had just taken GCSEs) were about a year behind where we'd been having done O-levels. Specifically we did calculus in O-level maths, whereas GCSE drongos had never heard of it. So suddenly the amount they had to learn in 2 years went up significantly. Of course then they made A-levels easier to compensate.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #13
        My old Chemistry teacher went into a decline when the new A-Levels began to emerge, in the late 80s. "The sulphate ions aren't going to be covered anymore!" was a memorable lament of his.

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          #14
          Originally posted by richard-af View Post
          My old Chemistry teacher went into a decline when the new A-Levels began to emerge, in the late 80s. "The sulphate ions aren't going to be covered anymore!" was a memorable lament of his.

          Maybe this explains why the 11 year old was shot
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Maybe this explains why the 11 year old was shot
            ????????????

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              #16
              The straw that irrevocably broke the camel's back and resulted in the spiral into social disorder we are today enjoying, and to think you stood back and did nothing!
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Indeed.

                I think this one is #427.26
                I see the plan - to produce an unsuspecting generation that knows nothing about outer space.

                It might interest you to know the astronomy question on the front page of the Times, which went something like this.
                Chei and Jas visit an observatory with their class.

                The astronomers who work there show them some instruments they use to find out about stars.

                Many people observe the stars using:

                a) a telescope
                b) a microscope
                c) an X-ray tube
                d) a synthesiser
                Odd names, Chei and Jas.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  The current exams aren't really easier, BUT the level required for the grades has fallen.
                  In maths GCSE you can get an A with >55%

                  Twenty years ago >70% would have been needed and 55% would have yielded a C, it depended on how everyone else did though i.e. it was adjusted to a normal distribution of grades. Now it's 55% every year!
                  I'm of the opinion that you should be measured against a standard, not how well everybody else in your year did.

                  I'd prefer it is the standard was a little bit higher though.
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    The straw that irrevocably broke the camel's back and resulted in the spiral into social disorder we are today enjoying, and to think you stood back and did nothing!
                    Seems that dropping the Sulphate ion from the Chemistry syllabus has a lot to answer for.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
                      I see the plan - to produce an unsuspecting generation that knows nothing about outer space.

                      It might interest you to know the astronomy question on the front page of the Times, which went something like this.Odd names, Chei and Jas.
                      Most folk, these days, observe the stars in OK! magazine.

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