On the chaise longue

[alreadypacked]

There are very few companies operating in my field and I know people contracting in all of them so it won't take long to work out the situation.

So you will not be on the chaise longue then

[Diver]

There are very few companies operating in my field and I know people contracting in all of them so it won't take long to work out the situation.

I've got a vacancy for a burner at £12.50 an hour or casual diving work at £130 a day
Or online support at £7.60 an hour if that's any use to you.

Oh! and the weather is absolutely roasting in south Wales

[Old Greg]

I've got a vacancy for a burner at £12.50 an hour or casual diving work at £130 a day
Or online support at £7.60 an hour if that's any use to you.

Oh! and the weather is absolutely roasting in south Wales

I don't know what a burner is.
You know I don't dive.
£7.60 an hour looks good, though. What does online mean?

[Old Greg]

So you will not be on the chaise longue then

Good work on the pun, mate.

[alreadypacked]

What does online mean?

I see you're lost without a pimp to coach you

I just found out, where I'm working they have a fake contact name on all the job posting, so they know when a pimp calls. Guess what name I will be giving for a referance

[Spartacus]

I have a chaise longue for sale if anyone wants it. Genuine Victorian piece, tastefully and sympathetically restored.

[alreadypacked]

I have a chaise longue for sale if anyone wants it. Genuine Victorian piece, tastefully and sympathetically restored.

Hopefully will not be hanging around that long, bench will do for me

[Diver]

I don't know what a burner is.
You know I don't dive.
£7.60 an hour looks good, though. What does online mean?

Whine, whine, whine
My Vista keeps (doing everything but what it's supposed to)
My printer isn't working
My usb ports aren't working
I can't find my files etc etc etc
Lovely job

[SallyAnne]

So you will not be on the chaise longue then

I see what you did there

[Spartacus]

Hopefully will not be hanging around that long, bench will do for me

But you're a contractor, you need to be on the bench in style no matter how short the time. Benches are for permies.