The ideal gift - that might smother your goat

[BA to the Stars]

On the radio, it ws said that the camel was trying to mate with the owner and it had also tried the same with the goat. This is not a wind up, it is purely what the radio report said, however it does open up a whole can of worms regarding humps (& associated words)!!

[Not So Wise]

The word play already started with London Metro headline for the article something like "Woman humped to death by camel"