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    #11
    Mushy peas and gravy.

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      #12
      peas makes blokes fart ...

      girls never fart of course

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        #13
        Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
        heh just wonder if some of blokes here is willing to try the vinegar wash on their face, straight after a shave
        I'll try that for a laugh later.

        If you hear loud screaming tonight you may well live near me :P

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          #14
          Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
          peas makes blokes fart ...

          girls never fart of course
          Rubbish, you just haven't found a bloke that can push all the air out!!!

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            #15
            Another great beauty regimen:

            Brazilian bikini wax
            With a Brazilian, expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you?ll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin.

            I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive

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              #16
              Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
              Another great beauty regimen:

              Brazilian bikini wax
              With a Brazilian, expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you?ll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin.

              I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive
              I prefer to tend my own garden......
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
                Another great beauty regimen:

                Brazilian bikini wax
                With a Brazilian, expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you?ll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin.

                I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive
                I hear some blokes do this to try and make themselves appear bigger....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Appears to be almost a necessity in certain, ah, industries...
                  Agents ???

                  Do it help if you look like a bigger cock than the other pimps around you ?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                    Agents ???

                    Do it help if you look like a bigger cock than the other pimps around you ?


                    Seriously..

                    Looking for the 'skinny' on super model beauty secrets? Ever wondered how Naomi Campbell or Claudia Schiffer manages to look so ravishing year after year? Or how Heidi Klum and Iman are so well turned out at all times? Simple.... Stop eating

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
                      Another great beauty regimen:

                      Brazilian bikini wax
                      With a Brazilian, expect to be waxed to the max if you visit a salon for a Brazilian treatment. A paper thong might be provided, but most likely, you?ll be in the buff. First the hair is snipped with scissors so the wax can reach the follicles. Then, using a wooden stick, a technician places warm wax on the area a little bit at a time. As with a regular bikini wax, cloth strips are placed over the hot wax and, after it hardens, pulled away from the skin.

                      I think blokes should try this too - men bushes are not that attractive
                      Back, sack & crack. Now THERE'S depilation for you.

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